- Rose Harbenberger
- his family
Max is D.J.'s second son, he seems to take after his Grandpa Danny. He takes tremendous pride in keeping his room tidy, his shirt tucked in and has already mastered the art of hospital corners. Max looks up to his older brother and is constantly seeking his approval.
Our Very First Show, Again - Stephanie brings Jackson and Max the hottest dance hits from the clubs of London, but deemed as inappropriate by D.J., she has to take them back. Max announces he already knows all the bad words "Darn, booger and Donald Trump".
At the going away party for Danny, Jesse and Joey, Max cleans at what Danny says is housekeeping level. After the party it is Jackson's job to take out the trash, but he gets Max to do it for him. When Ramona walks in she enquires to why Max is doing Jackson's job for him. Jackson told Max that he implanted a tiny explosive in Max's brain that he could detonate at any moment. Ramona gets Jackson to admit to Max that he lied about the implant.
The next day, Steve arrives with Comet Jr. Jr., she is in labour and having trouble delivering her puppies. Max is really excited and wants one of the puppies. In the backyard D.J. delivers the puppies and Max reminds her that she promised he could have a puppy. D.J. tells him they make a mess but Max has the answer for that, Danny taught him how to get out even the suborn of stains.
Since Stephanie will now be moving in with them in the house, D.J. gives into Max and lets him have a puppy. After Danny, Jesse, Joey and Becky leave, Tommy fusses in his playpen again so D.J. and Stephanie along with Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona and Max sing Meet the Flintstones to Tommy.
Moving Day - Max jumps on a sleeping Stephanie for Sunday brunch and finds out she is not a morning person. After it's apparent that Kimmy and Ramona are moving in, Max is happy that there will be more people who can drive him around.
D.J. does some rearranging and room swapping so (almost) everyone is happy. After letting Ramona take Jackson's room, she bakes him a chocolate cake to tell him he will be moving in with Max, into the room which used to be her's and Stephanie's. Jackson tries to get Max - who is currently in Michelle's old room - to stay in his room and live with their baby brother, Tommy, but Tommy has stinky diapers, Max's says he can't stay in a "stinkatorium".
D.J. calls a family meeting to discuss respect, compromise and honesty, and they end with a group hug.
Funner House - When Stephanie and Kimmy decide to take D.J. on a girls' night out, they get Joey to look after the kids. All the kids want to do is play on their electronic devices, in their rooms. Joey locks away their electronic devices in a drawer. Joey has brought along the 'Gladstone Gallery of Wacky Weapons' which include Super Soakers, SILLY STRING, Slime Rifles, and a Toilet Paper Leaf Blower Gun.
After Jackson and Ramona are given a can of SILLY STRING each and start spraying each other, Max is feeling left out and wants some too, so they both spray him which is not what he meant. Joey gives Max a can and he enjoys making a mess, he believes he has a dark side.
The kids continue to slime each other and Joey continues to get each of them. Jackson, Ramona and Max come to a decision to work together as a team against Joey. They set up a bucket of slime above the front door. Instead of getting Joey they end up slimming D.J., Stephanie and Kimmy as they walk through the front door returning from their night out. As Joey is leaving, Max calls him back for a hug and the kids finally get Joey with Slime Rifles.
The Not-So-Great Escape - Max is dressed up in a suit, he's excited because "It's puppy day!" D.J. takes Max to the clinic to pick out which one of Comet Jr. Jr.'s puppies he wants. He slaps baloney over his face before heading to the exam room with the 6 puppies. He has a hard time choosing which puppy his wants to keep.
When a passerby lets loose a skunk in the clinic it sprays Stephanie, Tommy, Max and the puppies. D.J. comes back to find them all bathing in tomato soup. She takes a photo to post on Facebook of Stephanie holding onto Tommy in one barrel while Max is in the other and the puppies in tubs on the floor.
Max introduces his new dog Cosmo T.D. Fuller to the rest of the family.
Mad Max - Stephanie listens to Max practice (badly) for his school recital, he plays Old MacDonald on the trombone. Max tells Stephanie he's scared so she makes him feel better by offering him, her 'super-magic' scarf.
Max freaks out when Jackson tells him that Stephanie has gone away, and he realises that she has taken his 'super-magic' scarf with her. Max is nervous about having to perform at his school recital, so Jackson tells him to picture the audience in their underwear. Max practices in front of Cosmo wearing a pair of Max's underpants.
At Max's recital, D.J. calls Stephanie while she is on stage at Coachella so Stephanie puts Max playing the trombone live via her phone, Max just played Coachella, he shouldn't be nervous about his school recital anymore.
The Legend of El Explosivo - Max is excited that Stephanie has gotten everyone tickets to see his favourite wrestler King Jaguarito, in the Lucha Kaboom at the Riviera. Max likes King Jaguarito because he is small like him. At Bobby's house, Jackson and Bobby pad-up Max and proceed to hit him with baseball bats. Jackson then climbs on top of the shed and just as D.J. arrives, Jackson jumps on Max.
Stephanie gets Max an official King Jaguarito costume complete with club that they pimped out. At Riviera Max wins the King Jaguarito costume contest, and gives his club to King Jaguarito to use.
Ramona's Not-So-Epic Party - Max is toilet training Cosmo, getting him to go outside or use a potty. When the power goes out Max sits with Cosmo in the dark in the living room thinking it could be the zombie apocalypse. Max questions D.J. when she comes downstairs wondering if she or Tommy are zombies. When Max sees Jackson dance D.J. tells him Jackson could be part zombie.
After Ramona's party Max sees Kimmy and Fernando kiss from Cosmo's dog house. They ask him to keep their kissing a secret from Ramona, Max is terrible at keeping secrets.
Secrets, Lies, & Firetrucks - After Cosmo chews up the couch, Jackson teaches Max how to lie. Max puts the blame on Tommy when D.J. accuses Cosmo of chewing up the couch with no evidence.
Max tries to get Cosmo to do tricks for his friends, but Cosmo just lies down. When Taylor starts bragging about his dog and his dad, Max lies about being able to ride in a firetruck any time he wants. Taylor who knows Max is lying, suggest Max bring a firetruck to his birthday party the following day. After Max asks for Jackson's help, Danny takes Jackson and Max to the fire station to ask about riding on a firetruck, but Chief Mulrooney tells them they don't give out rides to anyone who wants one.
Danny pulls some strings to get Chief Mulrooney on Wake Up, San Francisco. Kyle takes Max to Taylor's birthday party on a firetruck and everyone at the party gets to ride on it.
War of the Roses - Max finds Jackson's note to Lola and a container of red M&M's (and 1 red skittle). Max reads the note that says "I really like you. Wanna hang out with me Saturday? Check YES or NO". Max checks YES and eats all the candy. As Max tears through the living room on a sugar high he sees Kimmy and Fernando kissing. Ramona and Lola invite Jackson and Max to come with them and 12 of their friends to Sephora and hang out on Saturday.
Max takes a box of items that Cosmo was hoarding under Max's bed into the living room. D.J. finds the note that came with the roses but the senders name has been chewed off, and Stephanie finds Harry's wedding invitation.
A Giant Leap - Max wants to catch a foul ball at the baseball game so he has something for Monday's Show and Tell at school. When a ball comes right towards Max, a man sitting behind him catches it. After security lets Stephanie, Kimmy and Ramona go outside the stadium, Jackson is listening to the game and hears that Hunter Pence has just it a home run and the ball is coming their way, Max catches the ball.
Partnerships in the Night - Jackson and Ramona take D.J.'s laptop so they can bypass the parental lock and watch any R-rated movie without a parent or guardian. When the computer gets a virus, Jackson and Ramona need $100 so D.J. doesn't find out they took her computer. Jackson has $20 and Ramona has $30, that leaves $50 they need to borrow from The First Bank of Max. After Max loans them the $50 they need Jackson and Ramona have to pay interest in Max, in other words be his slaves.
After the musical dance number the Dr. Fred Harmon's Indian themed retirement party, Max is feeling generous and lets Jackson and Ramona out of being their slaves, but they still have to pay back the $50.
Save the Dates - After watching Jackson beat Max again at Jenga, Stephanie tells Jackson she's knows what it's like to be the younger sibling always being beaten by the older sibling and Jackson should let Max win. After Jackson let's Max win, Max so excited he takes his shirt off. When Max leaves the room Stephanie tells Jackson it was good of him to let Max win and Max overhears and gets upset.
Stephanie finds Max hiding with Cosmo in the dog house. She tells him one day he'll catch up to Jackson but until then he has a little brother of his own he can beat at games. Max plays Jenga with Tommy and let's Tommy win.
Love is in the Air - While Ramona is helping Kimmy get ready for the ceremony, Jackson comes in and tells Kimmy that Max is upset that she and Ramona will be leaving. Kimmy talks to Max and gives him a job as 'Lord of the Wedding Rings' and Max wants Tommy to be his sidekick 'Tomwise Gamgee'
Welcome Back - Max had a boring summer, he taught Cosmo how to roll over. School doesn't start until Monday but Max already has homework. He works on his 3rd grade project "One Kid Can Make a Difference". After reading about global warming, pollution and climate change Max gets depressed and wonders with the world falling apart how can one kid or anyone for that matter make a difference.
Max announces he will find a way to make a difference. D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy and Fernando have a group hug.
Mom Interference - Max has decided that he is going to save natural resources and respect animal friends by becoming a vegetarian for his "One Kid Can Make a Difference" project. Max takes some bacon from Fernando not knowing it is made from pigs. When he is told Max says goodbye to bacon.
After Max brings Cosmo back inside from doing his business in the yard, Fernando offers Max some of his bacon wrapped bacon flavoured bacon served on a bed on bacon appetisers but Max stays firm that he is still a vegetarian. So Fernando gives a bacon appetiser to Cosmo to eat. Max gets Cosmo to lick his face then Max wipes his hand down his cheek and smells the bacon flavour.
The next day Fernando gives Tommy his first haircut as a thank you to D.J. for letting him stay. Fernando warns D.J. that sometimes the child cries. D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona and Max grab their phones and take photos/videos of Tommy's first haircut, and all start to cry except Tommy.
Ramona's Not-So-Epic First Kiss - Max and Cosmo walk in on Ramona and Bobby kissing and exclaims yuck! Ramona tells Max that they don't even like each other. Max lets Cosmo know that when he kisses him it means that he loves him.
Max is still trying to work out what he can do for his "One Kid Can Make a Difference" project. He recycles his dirty bathwater complete with soap bubbles, to water the plants around the house. Ramona asks Max to help her decide what she should wear on her date. Max is a little confused he thought Ramona didn't like Bobby, she says she changed her mind. Max tells Ramona to always dress to match your snacks in case of spillage. Max helps Ramona pick her shoes, something in a chunky heal.
While Max is in his room tickling Tommy and Cosmo on his bed there is a knock at the window, it's Ramona wanting to hide from her parents.
When Ramona gets upset and runs upstairs, Max fills in everyone with what he knows.
Curse of Tanner Manor - It's Halloween and Max tells D.J. that they are the neighbourhood joke and that Taylor posted on his blog that they have the lamest Halloween house in town, D.J. decides to throw Max a spooky Halloween party for him and his friends that will impress Taylor.
When Jackson tells Max that Max is dressed as the Mama bear with a big pink bow behind him, D.J. tells Max he is the bear that supports breast cancer research.
At the Halloween party Max tells D.J. the party is not spooky and Taylor is not impressed, she gets Stephanie and Jimmy to invite some of their new friends they met working at Mighty Mountain to make the party scary. The lights starts flickering and the monsters come out, scaring all the kids. Stephanie and Jimmy lift the top off a platter to reveal Max's head, they pretend to eat his brains and Taylor runs away screaming for his mommy.
Doggy Daddy - Max finally decides what he wants to do for his "One Kid Can Make a Difference" project; a sustainable farm. Fernando takes him to the chicken store and gets Max four chickens. He has named the one with a big beak Danny, the one with Elvis hair Jesse, the goofy one Joey and the female Becky. After he puts them in their pen in the backyard he introduces the to Cosmo and throws him a corn cob to fetch. Cosmo takes the corn cob inside and D.J. witnesses Cosmo swallow it whole and has to take him to the pet clinic. Max takes Jackson along as his emotional support animal. Jackson and Max wait in the waiting room at the pet clinic while D.J. and Matt operate of Cosmo.
After the operation Max comes in and tells D.J. he doesn't deserve to be Cosmo's Doggy Daddy anymore and she should look after him from now on. D.J. tells Max he did what he did out of love and Max gives himself a second chance. Matt lift's Max up so he can give Cosmo a kiss.
Max, D.J., Jackson and Cosmo arrive home and Max wants to celebrate Cosmo being alright by having chocolate ice cream, D.J. lets Max know chocolate is poisonous for dogs.
Fuller Thanksgiving - It's Thanksgiving and it's going to be a very full house. Max blares Fanfare on his trombone to announce when someone arrives. After he announces Danny has arrived Stephanie let's everyone know not to tell him she's dating Jimmy Gibbler and Max tells him she is dating Kimmy's brother Jimmy Gobbler.
Lewis and Jerry have Jackson and Max tied to a chair in their room they fire balls and tip dirty laundry over them. Not wanting to sleep in the same room with the boys, Max along with Jackson and Ramona go downstairs to sleep on the inflatable bed with D.J. and Stephanie. The Gladstone Four jump on D.J., Stephanie, Jackson, Max and Ramona as they are about to go to sleep, and deflate the bed.
The next day D.J. and Matt prepare Thanksgiving dinner while Danny, Jesse, Joey, Stephanie, Becky, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Jimmy, Nicky, Alex, Ginger, Phyllis, Jerry, Joan, Lewis and Cosmo are out playing football. By the time everyone arrives home they're 90 minutes late for the family photo. D.J. tries to take the family photo in the living room but no one will stay still.
Max sits at the kids Thanksgiving table with Nicky, Alex, Jackson, Ramona, Phyllis, Lewis, Joan, Jerry, and Tommy. D.J gets everyone to hold hands as they give thanks. Then she invites everyone to grab their food.
Girl Talk - After Max lets his chickens be free range they ruin his sustainable farm, Fernando doesn't let Max give up. He gives Max his magic potion with his secret ingredient, the tears of a unicorn. Fernando tells Max it will only work if you believe. Max really believes.
The next day after Max takes Cosmo outside, he sees that all his crops have grown back overnight. D.J. thanks Fernando for replanting Max's crops which must have taken him all night to do.
A Tangled Web - Max practices his "One Kid Can Make a Difference" speech in front of D.J. and Fernando. D.J. tells Max it's not about winning it's about doing his best. Larry arrives with Taylor to scout out the venue where the projects will be presented and gets in competition with D.J. over who's project will win.
D.J. wants to beat Larry and Taylor so much she gets obsessed and takes over Max's speech, rewriting it so it is more showbiz and less like an 8 year old wrote it.
The projects are being presented in the backyard at the Tanner house. After D.J. does a special musical introduction complete with fire Max presents his speech. Max introduces his chicken's to his class and they all do the chicken dance. After Spot gets loose he ends up on Max's head and Just as D.J. is about to whack it, Jackson and Ramona yell for her to stop. Max runs inside and D.J. completes his speech with the big finish. After he returns back outside Max is awarded a second place ribbons for participation along with the rest of the class.
Max explains to D.J. he believes he could have won if she let him do his speech the way he wanted, by himself. D.J. admits to getting carried away and apologises.
Glazed and Confused - Joey arrives to babysit while D.J. and Matt go away together for the weekend. The donuts make Jackson, Ramona, Max, Joey and D.J. sick and Matt looks after them. D.J. watches as Matt comforts Jackson and Max then brings Tommy and Cosmo into the bed with them.
New Kids in the House - It's D.J.'s 39th birthday and Max helps Stephanie, Kimmy, Fernando and Jackson set up decorations in the kitchen for D.J.'s surprise party. Jackson, Ramona, Max and Tommy give D.J. a jewellery box. Max has hidden the key like in a Hallmark movie he saw starring Dean Cain and the delightful Lori Loughlin. D.J. finds the key Max hid when she takes a bite out of a cupcake.
DJ and Kimmy's High School Reunion - Stephanie announces Max the 3rd grade superstar who has received 'Student of the Month' for the 8th time. Stephanie gets D.J.'s credit card so she can throw the kids a pizza party.
Max reveals how Jackson went from a C student to an A student overnight by finding the original report card still in the printer-scanner-copier. Max hands the report to Stephanie and Jackson runs off to his room.
Nutcrackers - It's December 23rd and Kimmy arrives home early with D.J. as Jimmy and Stephanie are trying to take a surprise family Christmas photo for her of Jackson, Max, Tommy, and Cosmo with Fernando dressed as Santa. When Steve and CJ arrive with CJ's daughter Rose, D.J. sets up a play-date for Rose and Max for the following day. Max stares at Rose unable to speak he thinks he's looking at an angel.
Christmas Eve. On their play-date Max shows Rose his dinosaur collection. Max and Rose mimic the flying scene from their favourite movie Titanic. Max gives Rose D.J.'s old necklace that he found in a box under his mom's bed labelled D.J. and Steve Forever. Max asks Rose to accompany him to the ballet that Ramona is appearing in called The Nutcracker and Rose delightfully accepts. Max and Rose announce to D.J., Steve and CJ that they are in love. At the ballet, Max and Rose sit together and Max pulls the old fake yawn trick so he can put his arm around her.
Christmas Day. Rose gives Max a toy brontosaurus for Christmas.
Happy New Year, Baby - It's New Years Eve and Jackson, Ramona, Lola and Bobby get together for a New Years eve party, that they must include Max in. They send Max to the kitchen to gets snacks. When he comes back Jackson and his friends trick Max with the Netflix fake countdown to midnight at 9:30, and send him to bed in Tommy's room.
After Rose wakes Max up, Max and Rose work to get revenge on Jackson, Ramona, Lola, and Bobby by tying a rope to the door knobs of both Jackson and Ramona's rooms. Locking Jackson and Bobby in one room and Ramona and Lola in the other. D.J. realises what is going on and lets everyone out.
Max goes to Danny, Jesse and Joey for advise on how to deal with his annoying older brother. At the party Max apologises to Jackson. Max and Rose kiss at midnight to ring in the New Year.
Best Summer Ever - It's the first day of summer and Max starts the summer off with a musical dream about having the 'Best Summer Ever', and gets the song stuck in his head.
When Fernando announces he is moving out Max doesn't know how to feel. He never wanted Fernando to move but he thinks he needs his nemesis.
Break a Leg - Max is having a pool party in his backyard with Rose and Tommy. When Rose notices the water is warm she and Max jump out knowing that Tommy is the one who made it warm. Taylor turns up and tells Max that Rose was his first girlfriend. While there Taylor brags about having a new above ground swimming pool not a baby pool with an actual baby in it.
The next day Max rents the Aqua Bounce 3000 with his birthday money and invites Taylor over to see it. Rose makes his and her hand turkeys for Max and herself and makes sure Taylor knows it, by showing them to Max in front of Taylor. When Fernando doesn't move into his place as expected Max, Ramona, Jackson and Rose use their water pistols against him.
Declarations of Independence - It's the 4th of July and Max wants to impress Rose with a little of his own version of fireworks. But it blows up in is face when Max wants Rose to drop Mentos in bottles of cola, she does it early and stands back as Max gets soaked. Rose laughs at Max for a long time.
Max and Rose pair up for "Danny Tanner's World's cleanest pie eating contest", everyone fails to listen to the rules Danny has expressed on his 'clipboard of fun', and everybody gets extremely messy. Danny helps sort out Max and Rose's problem by getting them to talk about it to each other. Max is mad with Rose because she laughed at him. They make up and Rose suggests that they hold hands and skip around.
D.J., Danny, Stephanie, Kimmy, Fernando, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Cosmo, Lola, Matt, Jimmy and Rose watch the fireworks from the backyard.
My Little Hickey - When Max finds Jackson's study group messing with what's his, he calls for D.J. to help get the Goon Squad out.
Uncle Jesse's Adventures in Babysitting - While D.J., Stephanie and Kimmy are at dinner at The Gibbler House, Jesse must stay home and look after not only Pamela but also Jackson, Max, Ramona and Tommy. Sharing a room is driving Jackson and Max nuts.
Max builds an enchanted dinosaur village all over Jackson's bed, in retaliation Jackson pulls the blanket from under the toys and they end up on the floor. Max jumps on Jackson's back and Jesse comes to break them up. After Jackson falls asleep studying, Max builds a wall made out of giant Lego blocks around him. Jackson kicks them down and Jesse decides to separate them, he puts Jackson in with Tommy and Pamela.
After Jackson takes a trip back to his old room and 'accidentally' wipes his nose on Uni, Max picks up a bottle of sauce from the beach and squirts him with it. Jackson picks up his own bottle of sauce from the table and squirts Max with it. Jackson, Max and Jesse chase each other around the kitchen making a mess. The girls arrive home to find the house in a wreck.
After Jesse gets a talk from D.J. and Stephanie he talks to the boys. Jesse tells Jackson and Max they're not just brothers they are best friends, the boys reconcile.
M-m-m-My Ramona - Max is having an existential crisis after Tommy destroys his beloved Uni. Max sits with his emotional support animal Cosmo when Stephanie decides to give Max Mr. Bear. Knowing Stephanie feels the same about Mr. Bear as he does about Uni, Max gives Mr. Bear back to Stephanie.
Jimmy grabs Max and takes him to the backyard where there's something that will blow his mind: a real life unicorn! Max knows it is Ramona's new pony Buttercup with a horn attached to it's head.
Stephanie patches Uni back together, stuffing her with an oven mitt and a Bon Jovi patch. Max, of course, loves the new Uni but ultimately realises that he was okay not having her for a day. Max decides Uni should live on the shelf in his room from now on, unless he really needs her.
Say Yes to the Dress - When D.J., Stephanie and Kimmy conduct Max's bedtime routine, Rocki asks if Max is dying. Jackson refuses to give Max his goodnight kiss.
The next day Max is cranky with Jackson because thanks to Jackson declining giving Max his goodnight kiss, Max only got 11 hours of sleep.
Jimmy has set up Stephanie's very own red carpet event complete with Kimmy, Ramona, Fernando, Jackson, Matt, Max and Rocki as paparazzi. D.J. and Tommy join the others to watch 'Death Trap IV: The Reaper Returns'.
Maybe Baby - Max has been learning to speak Japanese for their impending trip to Tokyo, he is also learning Swahili. When Max let's Cosmo out, Max hands Cosmo a bag to collect his own business in. When Joey arrives with his kids on their way to Disneyland, the boys tie-up and TP Max in the kitchen.
The Gladstone Four sticky-tape Max to the back of his bedroom door as Jerry reads from Max's diary to his siblings. Max tries to scream for help but his mouth is taped too.
In an effort to get revenge on the Gladstone Four, Ramona and Max swap the heads from a couple of their toys. But when they find out that they won't leave if they're in trouble, Ramona and Max admit to destroying their own toys. When Joey realises his kids were good he announces they're leaving and the Gladstones are going to Disneyland. Ramona and Max are just as happy because that means the Gladstone Four are leaving.
Wedding or Not Here we Come - D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Fernando, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Matt and Steve are getting ready to go to Tokyo for five days. After Fernando explains to Max how he plans to get into first class and how good it is there, Max steals Fernando's plan.
Max boards the plane early by lying about being an unattended minor. He gets into first class by telling the flight attendant that he doesn't have long to live. Max enjoys eating a bottomless supply of hot-fudge sundaes.
My Best Friend's Japanese Wedding - D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Fernando, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Steve and Matt arrive in Tokyo. D.J. tells everyone to take someones hand and stay close together as they cross Shibuya Crossing. When they reach the other side D.J. is not holding onto Max but a strange boy while Max is back across the street with the boys family. Matt retrieves Max. They all get in a cab and go to The New Otani, which is where they will be staying.
At the Japanese restaurant. Rose tells Max that she wants to go to Hello Kitty Land instead of Samurai Town. Rose is so excited about going, after she begs him and tells him that he'll be her hero forever, Max reluctantly gives in to her. While watching Kimmy and Fernando fill in as the kabuki dancers, The Dragon scoffs at Americans so Max lies by saying he's Canadian.
The next day. Fernando chaperones Max and Rose. They go on a boat ride, see the stage show and visit the gift shop. When it's time to leave, Fernando doesn't want to go.
Troller Coaster - When Max wants to ride the Troller Coaster at Mighty Mountain Jackson measures Max, but when Jackson tells Max he is still too short, Max gels his hair straight up to make himself taller. Max begs D.J. to go to Mighty Mountain. D.J., Jackson and Max make it a mother-son bonding experience for the final day of summer. Max thinks Jackson is brave and needs him to go on the ride with him.
After the ride Max retches and then announces he wants to ride it again.
Fast Times at Bayview High - Max bakes cookies for Jackson and Ramona, and wants to know about their first day of High school. After Max tells Kimmy about Ramona's first day of High School, Kimmy and Max attend the school the next day at lunch and Kimmy challenges Chad to a dance battle.
A Tommy Tale - While D.J. is busy with a home visit from Tommy's admissions interviewer to the prestigious preschool The Center of Discovery, Stephanie takes care of a sick Max. Max wants to go to school to present his project on Ancient Roman Empire. Max tries to sneak out of the house by bribing Stephanie with $20. Then Max tries climbing out his second story bedroom window and putting Cosmo in his bed wearing a wig but D.J. catches him. Stephanie helps Max gives his presentation to class from his bedroom via the iPad.
Surrogate City - Max is disgusted at the state of his and Jackson's room. After Max screams for D.J. to do something about Jackson's messy room, D.J. explains to Jackson that as long as he lives under her roof he must live by her rules.
Soul Sisters - When Max aim's to throw a basketball at Jackson in the house that hits Grandpa Danny's ancient mariner statute. While Jackson and Ramona attempts to glue it back together before anyone notices, Max acts as the statute's head in a fake beard and top hat. Everyone who passes through the living room gets a strange feeling that there is something different.
D.J. confronts Jackson, Ramona and Max with the 'mom stare' to find out what really happened to the ancient mariner statute.
Happily Ever After - When Ramona's Homecoming dance doesn't go according to plan, Dakota lets them borrow her party on one condition: Max be her date.
Fullers in a Fog - Max receives his bad news when Kimmy obtains a text from CJ stating Rose will not be attending the 30th Anniversary party that is being thrown. Max compares his relationship to the tragedy of Romeo + Juliet also to Bert and Ernie.
Here Comes the Sun - Max is falling apart at the prospect of never seeing Rose socially again.
Max dressed as MC Hammer attends the 80s-themed costumed 30th Dad-iversary party at the Smash Club along with Danny, Jesse, Joey, D.J., Stephanie, Becky, Kimmy, Fernando, Rocki, Jackson, Ramona, Tommy, Steve, Jimmy, Cosmo, Rose, Pamela, Vicki and the Rippers. Max is thrilled to see Rose.
Oh My Santa - Max comes down the stairs with Tommy in the Christmas spirit. D.J. takes Max and Tommy to the mall to see Santa. At the mall while in line to meet Santa, Max suddenly announces that he is over Christmas. He leaves the line and spends the next four hours in a massage chair at Brookstone eating Korean BBQ.
When Max states that he's too mature for all the Christmas nonsense, D.J. starts to hyperventilate. D.J. tries to help put Max back in the Christmas spirit 'Fuller Style' by putting on a "Fuller Family Holiday Extravaganza". Jackson and Ramona bring in a large curtain, Stephanie and Kimmy sit on the couch and Cosmo wears antlers and a red nose. First Tommy emerges from behind the curtain than Jimmy, who break a piece of wood on his head instead of singing 'Jingle Bells' like he was supposed to. When it doesn't go according to plan, D.J. suggests that they finish decorating the Christmas tree. Max drops an ordainment and it shatters, when he runs up to his bedroom, D.J. suddenly realise why Max is upset so she follows him.
Through his tears Max admits to his mother that he misses his dad so much. While at the mall he kept seeing kids with their dads and the grief hit him out of nowhere. D.J. reveals the holidays were hard for her after she lost her mother because they're supposed to be about fun and celebration, but sometimes they left a hole in her heart. D.J. tells Max that she used to watch home movies to help remember her mother. Max has had a lot of trouble letting himself watch home movies of his dad but believes he can now.
D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy Jr., Fernando and Jimmy watch a home movie on the computer of a younger Max, a pregnant D.J. and Tommy Sr. at Christmas with Jackson filming. Tommy Sr. receives a phone call from his mother and while no one else is able to hear what was said, Kimmy is shocked and leaves the room. When Kimmy returns she admits that she heard what Tommy said with her super hearing. Tommy wanted to give his kids the best Christmas ever, he bought special presents and hid them in the cabinet above the washer in The Tanner House. Tommy Jr. receives a Christmas ordainment - just like the one Max had broke earlier. Max receives a watch just like the one his dad used to wear.
Kimmy hears that it's snowing so everyone follows her outside. D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Steve, Jimmy and Joey play and hug in the snow as it falls.
Big Night - Max asks D.J. if he can stay up an hour later so he can live-tweet his favourite show - 'Blue Bloods'. But D.J. is firm that bedtimes are non-negotiable. When D.J. calls Max for an answer to the final question of a radio trivia quiz she gives into his demand of staying up an hour later for the answer.
Max and Ramona watch Blue Bloods while sitting on top of Jackson so he can't contact Rocki. For being such a big fan of Blue Blood, Max doesn't know that Donnie Wahlberg is the same guy who is in New Kids on the Block, he thinks the one on TV must be his father.
A Sense of Purpose - Danny interviews Tommy on the living room couch while Max records them on his phone. D.J. and Max witness Jackson kicking a football a fair distance. Danny, D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy and Fernando have dinner together in the backyard. Danny announces to everyone that he rented a duplex nearby and will be moving out at the end of the month.
Ghosted - Fernando, Max and Tommy bring in a 14-foot party sub for D.J. to present to Steve for their two-week-iversary. D.J., Tommy and Max take the giant sub to the kitchen to cut up.
When D.J. arrives home after a 45 minute spin class her living room has been transformed by Fernando and Steve into an obstacle course based on American Ninja Warrior. Fernando plays MC, Steve co-host while Jackson, Max and Tommy cheer D.J. on through the course.
No Escape - Max drew some fake blood and had Tommy roll around in the dirt wearing Jackson's jersey so it looked like he had actually played. Cosmo wears Jackson's pants which are still too clean so Max orders him to try the puddle in the backyard.
Max answers the phone it's a reporter from the San Francisco Chronicle on the line who wants to talk Jackson about the rally.
Angels' Night Out - When D.J., Stephanie and Kimmy plan a girls night out, Joey babysits Jackson, Max and Tommy. The boys plan OGG: Operation Get Gladstone. It was three years ago that Joey ambushed, humiliated and toilet papered them. Step one they lull the victim into complacency - Joey doesn't suspect anything. Step two they use Joey's childlike innocence to lure him into their booby trap - the boys send down a red balloon that Joey follows but doesn't trip the wire. Jackson and Max check it out and get themselves caught in the trap.
Jackson, Max and Tommy succeed in a sneak attack against Joey. The boys stand over a defeated Joey, as he stands he congratulates them for finally getting one over on him. Joey is so impressed that he will clean up while the boys hit the showers.
Jackson and Max come down stairs screaming Joey's name. Joey gave them the old classic dye-in-the-shower prank which turned Jackson and Max purple.
President Fuller - When Max shows his new unboxing videos on his YouTube Kids Channel the "Max Fuller Experience", D.J. suggests he channel his energy to influence people in a more meaningful way. With school elections coming up Max decides to run for class president. Max believes he's a natural born leader and being president is a logical step towards becoming king.
When Max reveals to Rose that he's running for class president, Rose is furious. Max knows she is already running for class president. Rose tells Max that he is unqualified and has a zero percent chance of winning. But because he insists on running against her, she has no choice but to put their relationship on hold. Jackson and Ramona film Max's campaign announcement. Ramona gives Max bad news, he is getting killed in the polls.
CJ arrives with Rose in desperate need to talk to D.J. about how Max is running his campaign. CJ informs D.J. that Max has been trashing Rose and when she shows her the ad Max made about Rose, D.J. is appalled it's not the campaign they worked on. D.J. tells Max the things he said were not okay, friends don't make up stuff to each each other. Max explains Rose hurt his feelings, she dumped him and said he wouldn't be a good leader. Rose feels that Max didn't consider her feelings when he choose to run against her. Max did what he had to do to win. D.J. questions to why Max wouldn't rather present himself as someone who can do good rather than attack Rose. Max admits Rose would be a better president and announces his dropping out of the race. He apologises to Rose and now that they are no longer political adversaries Max and Rose get back together.
Driving Mr. Jackson - Max exits the front door in search of his Zappos package and walks in on D.J. and Fernando embracing. D.J. tells Max if he's ever in trouble and doesn't want to talk to her, he can count on Fernando being there for him.
Perfect Sons - Max shows his Rube Goldberg project to Danny, Becky, Stephanie and Kimmy. Danny and Becky invite Max to come on Wake Up, San Francisco's new segment "Kiddie Korner". Max takes Becky to help him pick out an outfit for his television debut.
When his teacher, Mrs Culkin posts grade from the latest Social-Studies test on-line, Max thinks he's a failure because he got a "B".
While on the set of Wake Up, San Francisco Spencer constantly rubs Max's "B" in his face. Danny and Becky introduce the segment "Kiddies Korner" with exceptional kids. After Spencer, Danny and Becky introduce Max and his Rube Goldberg project. Max used common items from home with the goal of getting a quarter to land in a piggy bank. But when Max demonstrates his project, the quarter stops just shy of dropping into the piggy bank. Max cries out he's a fraud, he knows it, Spencer knows it, now everyone knows it. Max brings down the set in a Rube Goldberg fashion, costing $80,000 in damages.
Max hands Danny an on-air retraction he prepared. D.J. talks to Max about his outburst. Max will always have family to remind him to ease up on himself. Nobody has to be perfect all the time.
Golden-Toe Fuller - Jesse tries to get Tommy and Pamela to sleep when D.J., Jackson, Ramona and Max arrive home cheering because Jackson kicked the winning field goal. D.J. was so proud of Jackson that she just wanted to run out onto the field and give him a big hug but Ramona and Max tackled her.
D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Steve, Jimmy, Pamela and Cosmo are in attendance at the gender reveal party when Jesse arrives with Ben. Stephanie ties her balloon to a chair Max is sitting in while she gets a knife. Cosmo eats Max's sandwich off a plate that Max left on the ground, causing Max to get out of the chair, which makes the chair lift up.
It's Always Open - Max calls D.J. while she's at Stephanie's dodge-ball match, to ask where the suitcases are because Jimmy's packing. D.J. thinks Jimmy has taken a job in Nepal so tells Max for him and Jackson to stall Jimmy until Stephanie arrives. Confusing Jimmy is Max's speciality. Max and Jackson explain the movie 'Inception' to Jimmy.
The Prom - Kimmy, Max and Fernando take prom pictures of Jackson, Ramona, Rocki and Casey.
When it's up to Max to make the deciding vote of who's chilli is better, Fernando or Joey, he tips both chilli's into one bowl. Max announces that individually the chilli's were fine but together they were a beautiful tapestry of cooperation, kindness and beans.
Opening Night - When Fernando and Jimmy plan a trip to Uncle Monty’s Sandwich Emporium of Alameda, Max invites himself along. When only five minutes away from Uncle Monty's, Max receives a text saying Kimmy's in labour, get to the hospital now. Instead of turning the car around they continue on to the sandwich emporium. When Jimmy is nervous about becoming a father, Max reveals how good Jimmy is at taking care of him and Tommy and that he will be a great dad.
Stephanie, Jimmy, Fernando, D.J. and Dr. Miller are all in the delivery room as Kimmy gives birth while Jackson, Ramona, Max and Rocki are just outside the room waiting.
Welcome Home, Baby to be Named Later - D.J., Steve, Jackson, Ramona, and Max wait for Stephanie and Jimmy to arrive home from the hospital with their daughter. When Ramona notices someone coming they all gather around the front door ready to welcome the new baby home, when Danny walks in. D.J. hears a car approach so everyone gathers around the front door again when Kimmy and Fernando arrive. Steve hears another car so everyone gathers around the door once more when Stephanie and Jimmy walk in with the newest member of the family. Jimmy covers Max's mouth when he reveals Jimmy proposed to Stephanie before asking for Danny's permission.
When Jackson, Ramona, and Max ask Danny where the family's baby-naming gown could be, Danny sends them to the attic. They search through all the nostalgia for the gown. When Jackson comes across Rigby, Max explains it is Aunt Michelle's beloved stuffed rhino. When Ramona inquirers as to how Max knows this information, Max reveals they have eight years of carefully curated home movies - almost like a TV show. But they do get pretty crazy towards the end - like when Aunt Michelle got amnesia. Max finds his King Jaguarito mask from his Mexican wrestling days.
Danny, D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Steve, Jimmy, and the baby attend the baby-naming party. Stephanie explains that everyone in the room holds a special place in her and Jimmy's hearts. But none more so than the person that they've named their baby after. Stephanie introduces her daughter Danielle or Dani Tanner as they like to call her. But her father is not the only person Stephanie has looked up to her entire life. Dani's middle name is Jo. Stephanie names Kimmy as Dani's godmother.
Hale's Kitchen - Max is dressed ready to attend the Renaissance Faire. Stephanie has baby brain and forgot she promised to take Max. Max wants to get there in time to pull the sword from the stone. Just as Stephanie, Max, and Dani exit the back door, Dani throws up on Stephanie's corset.
Max is upset he missed the sword-in-the-stone ceremony because of Stephanie. Jackson tells Max he might want to give her a break, Aunt Stephanie is doing the best she can. Max tells Stephanie that they don't have to go to the RenFaire. Stephanie apologises for disappointing Max and promises to make it up to him. Max apologises for making Stephanie's job as a new mother even harder.
While in his bedroom Max hears medieval music coming from the backyard and goes to investigate. D.J., Kimmy, Jackson, Tommy, Fernando, and Steve have all attended a Renaissance Faire Stephanie has set-up for Max. It even has a sword in the stone which Max pulls out as everyone cheers. Stephanie explains she and Max won't always be able to go and do the fun stuff they used to, but that doesn't mean they can't bring the fun to them.
Family Business - Max attends day camp at the City Pool where he attempts to jump off the high-diving board. As Max looks down he suffers from vertigo.
Max arrives home after getting a ride home by Captain Gene on a fire truck. He heads straight to his room, switches on Torn and starts singing. When Jackson and Ramona walk in on him, Max explains he froze on the diving board. He was so paralysed with fear that the firemen had to get him down with a cherry picker. The experience was humiliating, everyone was laughing at him.
When Max returns to the pool, he still can't jump off the high diving board. After trying multiple times self-preservation wins out.
Moms' Night Out - Fernando, Steve, Max, and Tommy celebrate Matt getting married to Gia with juice boxes. Max reminds Steve their show is on. When D.J.'s not around Steve and Max watch Real Housewives. It's violent, disturbing, and a little vulgar.
Max and Steve explain the show they're watching, which Ramona calls anti-feminist and anti-humanist before getting swept up into the drama.
Ready Player Fuller - Jimmy had Ramona and Max put flyers up around San Francisco. When they notice a problem, Fernando put the wrong date on the flyers. Instead of the grand reopening of Uncle Monty’s Sandwich Emporium being in a weeks time, the flyers read "Tomorrow".
Stephanie, Kimmy, Steve, Ramona, and Max help Jimmy with the great reopening of Uncle Monty’s Sandwich Emporium. Max concludes that they don't have enough ingredients to feed all the people who are lined up around the block.
The Mayor's Bird - While Kimmy, Fernando, Ramona, and Ethan play board games, Jackson and Max settle in for the spectacle of human drama.
DJ's Amazing 40th Birthday Race - Steve has planned a girls vs guys Amazing Race themed game called "D.J.'s Amazing Race: Birthday Edition" for D.J.'s 40th birthday.
Jackson and Max teach Tommy an important life skill, how to blow a bubble with chewing gum. Ramona knows that Tommy is too young for chewing gum, and gets him to spit it out. Tommy spits his gum out and it lands in Max's hair. Jackson and Ramona have Max put his hair in a bowl of ice for five minutes to get the gum out but it doesn't work. So they cover the gum with peanut butter and baking soda. Then scrub it out using an old toothbrush. Which doesn't work either. Steve wants them to get ready for D.J.'s birthday surprise.
Steve has set up D.J.'s party in the back yard. Steve wanted to make D.J.'s 40th birthday a really special day and give her something that she'd always remember. Steve pulls a draw-string to make the curtain fall from in front of a stage to reveal "Your Kids on the Block". Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, and Cosmo are on the stage. They dance and lip-sync to Fool me Once.
Five Dates with Kimmy Gibbler - Ramona thinks that Ethan and Rocki have some sort of secret past that she and Jackson don't know about. So they go to the most conniving, sneaky, snooping person they know, Max, to discover the secret. Jackson and Ramona need Max to be fast and discreet. Max works with a quirky rag-tag team of crime fighters comprising of Steve and Tommy.
Steve drives Max to Uncle Monty's to do detective work on Ethan and Rocki. Max spots their suspect, Ethan. Steve grabs a sandwich while Max talks to Ethan. Max inquires as to how Ethan knows Rocki. Ethan claims he's never seen her before they meet at the house earlier. Ethan makes a quick getaway. Steve explains how he knows Ethan was lying. Ethan looked up to the left and repeated the question.
Max gathers Jackson, Ramona, Rocki, and Ethan to tell them what he and his partner Steve discovered. Max admits it was a tough investigation. Max reveals that Ethan and Rocki used to play Dungeons and Dragons together.
A Modest Proposal - Jimmy massages Stephanie's shoulders as Jackson, Ramona, and Max work and make sandwiches for the post-proposal party. Jackson and Ramona aren't getting paid. Max negotiated a deal where he gets a buck a sandwich, plus pull dental and vision. Because the engagement ring can't be kept in the house, Stephanie wants to have Jimmy look after it. Jimmy screams "Anxiety!". Jimmy isn't too pleased with so much responsibility looking after the engagement ring. Jimmy screams "Anxiety!" again. Sounds to Max that just the idea of Jimmy holding the ring is making him anxious.
Jimmy, Jackson, Ramona, and Max have finished making the sandwiches for the post-proposal party. Jimmy can't find the engagement ring. They believe it to be in one of the sandwiches. Stephanie arrives to a messy shop after Jimmy, Jackson, Ramona, and Max have destroyed all the sandwiches searching for the ring. Before Jimmy can come clean to her, Stephanie admits she still has the ring. She forgot to give it to him.
When Let's Get Married starts playing a flash mob emerges on the street. D.J., Stephanie, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Jimmy, Cosmo, Matt, Rocki, Ethan are joined by back-up dances for the big proposal. Fernando removes Kimmy's cast and she gets up and starts dancing. D.J. is confused, this is not what they practised. Jesse and Joey tango up to D.J. together. Danny tells D.J. he had to be there for her big moment. With D.J. still confused, the dancing stops and Jesse plays soft music on his guitar. Steve comes walking through the crowd and asks Danny for his blessing. Steve get's down on one knee in front of everyone and proposes. To which D.J. responds "Yes. Yes. A million times yes".
If the Suit Fits - D.J. talks to Jackson, Max, and Tommy Jr. about Steve moving in with them after the wedding. She is worried that Max will be upset because he doesn't take change well. Max gets upset, not because of the change but at his brothers because they didn't act sad enough. Max was hoping to get a trip to Disneyland.
When Joey reveals he left his children at home, he is greeted by D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Steve, and Jimmy. Joey announces he is throwing the three newly engaged couples an engagement dinner and they're all invited. He has also invited special guests Mr. and Mrs. Gibbler.
As D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, and Jimmy head off to the engagement party held at the Yacht Club at Fishermans Wharf, Steve stays behind to talk to Jackson. Max deduces that Steve want to hang back to avoid meeting the Gibblers.
Joey, D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Steve, and Jimmy all raise glasses and toast "to family, the ones you're born into, and the ones you make". With Kimmy adding "And the ones you dress up like". Cheers!
Three Weddings and a Musical - Max practices for his chess club tournament. He works on a theoretical variation on the Budapest Gambit. Steve and Max play a game of chess. Steve wins with his trademarked Steve Hale Four-Move Checkmate. Max storms off in a huff.
Max is convinced Steve only won their chess match because he didn't know Steve could play. Max and Steve play another game of chess. Max wins the re-match. Max apologises for being a sore loser, he's not used to losing.
Cold Turkey - It's Thanksgiving day. D.J., Stephanie, Danny, Jesse, Joey, Jackson, and Max watch the Thanksgiving parade on TV together, from the living room. When Danny asks D.J. when dinner will be ready, Stephanie informs him that she is cooking this year.
Steve arrives outside Jackson and Max's bedroom with his microwave. D.J. Jackson, and Max have set up an alternate pirate kitchen and are cooking their own Thanksgiving meal. It started with cheesy potatoes but then Jackson wanted green bean casserole, and Max wanted brown sugar sweet potatoes. And D.J. had to make her mother's picture-perfect pumpkin pie. They have a ham marinating in the bathtub and D.J. is making a green salad.
After Stephanie backs Joey's car into the side of the house, Tommy comes in with a shocked look and remarks "There's a car in the kitchen". D.J, Steve, Jackson, and Max come to see what the loud crash was. D.J. is happy Stephanie isn't hurt, and takes partial blame for the incident. Fernando, Kimmy, Ramona, and Jimmy perform a dance number to America as D.J., Stephanie, Jackson, Max, Tommy, and Steve watch.
D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Steve, Jimmy, Danny, Jesse, Joey, and Dani eat dinner in the living room. D.J. knows she makes a really big deal about traditions but for her Thanksgiving is about the people you love. She promises to make way for new traditions. Stephanie and Jimmy give Dani her first piece of solid food, pumpkin puree.
College Tours - When Fernando, Steve, and Jimmy need help deciding which tuxedo they should pick, Steve suggests they need to call someone with style, with panache, and brutal honesty. So they call Max, who was at chess club.
Max hates all the tuxedos. Berta is highly offended when Max calls her signature tuxedo the worst of all. So Berta decides not to let the guys have any tuxedos and she will also be cancelling D.J., Stephanie, and Kimmy's wedding dresses. Jimmy texts Stephanie who rushes to the shop.
Stephanie tells Max to apologise to Berta for hurting her feelings. Max apologises to Berta because he can't apologise for being right. Stephanie explains to Berta she knows it's probably just another tux, another, dress, another wedding to her. But not for Stephanie who thought it would never happen. This will be the day she gets to marry the love of her life alongside her sister and best friend who gave her the baby she never thought she'd have. Berta's not impressed but Max is moved by Stephanie's speech. Max apologises not only in English but in Russian too. Berta accepts the apology, and lets everybody have their tuxedos and dresses.
Basic Training - Max is skipping a grade. His teacher believes he is so advanced fifth grade is a waste of time. Max wears a three-piece suit for his first day of middle school. D.J. prints out pictures of Max's new teachers to play 'Who Teachers What?' in anticipation of their annual first day of school download. But when Max arrives home after his first day of middle school, he's not interested at all.
After just one day in middle school, Max dresses and acts like Matt. Max asks D.J. to buy him some sweatpants. D.J. is really worried about Max not acting like himself.
Stephanie welcomes everyone to Uncle Monty’s annual sandwich-eating competition. She introduces the returning champion, Berkowitz before introducing their challenger, Ramona as talented, sweet and loves to eat. When Ethan arrives to cheer on his amazing girlfriend, Ramona runs into the back room. Stephanie goes after her.
After Ramona returns to the competition Stephanie officiates while everyone cheers the participants on. Tommy blows his horn to conclude the contest. The end result: Berkowitz has a personal best with 12 sandwiches but Ramona wins with 13 sandwiches. Ramona unzips her sweatshirt to reveal a shirt reading "Gibbler Wins". Steve hands Ramona the Golden Sub trophy. Fernando gets everyone's attention to announce that there's not a possum in the kitchen but to exit immediately before been bitten... by not a possum.
Max is in the backyard throwing out his vests and suits. D.J. and Kimmy tell Max they realise the way he is feeling is field trip to Fisherman's Wharf. When D.J. and Kimmy were in the third grade they took a field trip where Kimmy was left sitting on the bus alone. Kimmy was wearing her classic bacon and egg scarf. All the kids always made fun of it. Nobody wanted to sit with her because they thought she was weird. But then D.J. did. D.J. knew Kimmy had to be fun and exciting. D.J. loved how unique Kimmy was and if she changed herself to fit in, she wouldn't be true to herself. Max explains he doesn't have anyone. He overheard the kids say he looked like a TV extra. Max ate lunch alone while the kids laughed at him. He has never cared that he is different from other kids before. But it's different in middle school, he thought it would be safer to blend in, so they'd leave him alone. D.J. and Kimmy assure Max that he will find people who appreciate the authentic Max. Max retrieves his garments from the trash.
Be Yourself, Free Yourself - Jackson, Ramona, Max, and Tommy eat breakfast when Jesse arrives with Pamela who was bitten at school the day before.
Jesse gathers Jackson, Ramona, and Max because he is having an after-school playdate/sting operation to find out who bit Pamela. He needs them to do recon - pass out a cookie to a potential perpetrator. That way Jesse can match the bite mark to the bite mark on Pamela's arm. The doorbell rings and parents enter with their children.
Jackson, Ramona, and Max come to the conclusion that it's not easy taking a cookie from a kid. They also found out none of the kids match the bite mark on Pamela's arm.
The Nearlywed Game - D.J., Stephanie, and Kimmy are left invitations from Jackson, Ramona, Max, and Tommy saying to meet in the kitchen. The kids are throwing the adults a very Fuller-Tanner-Gibbler wedding shower extravaganza. The girls will complete with their fiancees on The Nearlywed Game where the winner will get to pick the first song they'll all dance to at the wedding. D.J. wants (Everything I do) I do it for you, Stephanie wants Purple Rain, and Kimmy wants Rump Shaker. Jackson, Ramona, and Max will be live-streaming the show because they're under 30, and what's the point of doing anything unless it's for public consumption.
The entire game show set was paid for by their corporate sponsors. Max is the host, Ramona is the announcer, and Jackson will be running the cameras: holding the iPad. After Ramona introduces the nearlywed couples, Max asks the guys to step out of the room while he asks the girls a series questions. The girls write down their answers and when the guys return they'll see if the answers match.
Question one: Who was your first celebrity crush? D.J., Stephanie, and Kimmy all answer with Joey McIntyre. Steve guesses correctly. Jimmy nervously answers Charles in Charge. Fernando say him. Fernando has an angry outburst, he wants to find and kill Joey McIntyre. Question two: When was the moment that you realised you were in love? Steve correctly answers "nervously doing homework". While Stephanie said Box of Kittens, Jimmy answers Anxiety! Kimmy said Happy Hour at Applebee's while Fernando, still angry at Kimmy's first answer, threatens Joey McIntyre. At the end of round one Jackson, Ramona, and Max present a word from their sponsors: Lattice World.
Round two, it's the guys turn to write the answers down. Question one: What was the first movie you saw as a couple? Stephanie answers correctly with Pitch Perfect 2. Kimmy replies Driving Miss Daisy while Fernando wrote D'Back to the Future. D.J. answers Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves but Steve wrote Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He claims he misheard the question as worst movie instead of first movie. Question two: What celebrity couple do you most resemble? Stephanie answers Blake Sheldon and Gwen Stefani while Jimmy wrote "The country guy and the girl with the blonde hair and the red lipstick". Judge Cosmo barks to indicate that as a correct answer. Kimmy answers Desi and Lucy while Fernando wrote David Beckham and Dosh Spice. D.J. thinks she and Steve are like Kate Middleton and Prince William. Steve wrote Peanut Butter and Jelly. Question three: What's something your partner finds annoying about you? Kimmy answers "Da way she chews" while Fernando wrote "double joined knees". D.J. answers "I'm hyper-competitive and I always want to win". Steve wrote "too many alarm clocks". D.J. discovers Steve is trying to lose on purpose. Stephanie answers her snore is too adorable, while Jimmy wrote nothing because he couldn't think of anything annoying about her. D.J., Stephanie, and Kimmy storm off which concludes round two. Jackson, Ramona, and Max do an ad for Uncle Monty’s Sandwich Emporium.
Fernando, Steve, and Jimmy try to think of a way to fix things. D.J., Stephanie, and Kimmy are extremely mad at the guys. Max tells the girls the game is a hit. The guys want to make it up to the girls.
Round three is largely improvised. For the final bonus round: a men's only question that they made up. What's something goofy about the ladies the men find adorable? Fernando loves Kimmy unique style and wears one of her infamous outfits including her egg and bacon scarf. He apologises for going overboard, they don't need to win a competition. Steve reveals an "I'm sorry..." banner and a "...because, I love you" banner. Jimmy does the same routine to Love Shack that Stephanie did at the telethon, wearing the same outfit. Everyone decides to make Love Shake the first song the couples will dance to at the wedding. After concluding the livestream, everyone dances.
Something Borrowed - When Max returns from fencing class at Miss Junebee's Weapons and Tactics Training School, Fernando challenges him to a duel.
After they suit up, Max and Fernando commence their fencing duel, starting in the living room and continuing into the kitchen. They hide as to not get caught duelling in the house when D.J. enters singing Lollipops and Gummi Bears. Max and Fernando continue upstairs, where Jackson and Ramona see them. They end their duel in the living room when Fernando surrenders to Max. But instead of gloating, Max is upset that Fernando is moving away. Fernando has a lot of mixed emotions abut moving. He now realises he's especially sad that he wasn't going to see Max everyday.
After D.J. sends out a group text, Steve, Jimmy, Fernando, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Rocki, Ethan, Matt, and Dani arrive at the Diner. Stephanie announces that all their wedding planning is now officially done. Stephanie decided to use the veil after all. D.J. is going to use her mothers wedding brooch. And Kimmy wants to use Pam's wedding necklace as her something borrowed to honour the woman who created her two besties. At the jukebox, Sally chooses the song Build Me Up Buttercup which was Pam's favourite song. Everyone sings along.
Our Very Last Show, Again - D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Danny, Joey, Max, Tommy, Fernando, Steve, and Jimmy arrive home after the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding. It's Tommy's bedtime and he wants D.J. to read him a book. Ramona says she'll read to Tommy because it could be her last chance before she moves away. D.J. is still living in a bubble of denial, where nobody is moving out and they only talk about happy things.
When they arrive home, D.J. calls everyone to the living room. She explains that they have nowhere to have the wedding. D.J. has an idea: have the ceremony in the backyard. Danny is happy because it will be so much cheaper. Kimmy will take care of the furniture, linens, and flowers. Stephanie is in charge of the music. Ramona will alert the guests. Max will call the girls hair stylist. Danny gets a text from Pastor Tim, who has another assignment for a high-profile celebrity wedding. Danny will find another officiant.
Max greets Rose and CJ as they arrive for the wedding. Max complements them both. Rose wants to see if Steve can say "I do". Max and Rose link arms as they walk out to the backyard together.
Everyone stands as the wedding ceremony begins. Jackson, Ramona, Max, and Tommy wait along side Fernando, Steve, and Jimmy for the brides-to-be. First Joey walks Kimmy, then Jesse walks Stephanie, and last Danny walks D.J. down the aisle. Danny kisses his daughters before sitting with Joey Jesse, and Pamela. Jesse asks Danny for his name to go on his gift. Danny's gift was paying for the wedding. Joey inquires as to if Danny found a minister. Girls are thrilled to discover Joey McIntyre will be officiating their wedding. Joey McIntyre announces he is there to marry three New Kids superfans to their grooms. The couples wrote their own vows. Kimmy and Fernando go first, followed by Stephanie and Jimmy, and last D.J. and Steve. Joey McIntyre cries over the vows, he thought Please Don't Go Girl was romantic. D.J. Stephanie, and Kimmy say "I do" as they place rings on their respective grooms fingers. Fernando, Steve, and Jimmy say "I do" as they place rings on their respective brides fingers. Joey McIntyre pronounces the couples "husbands and wives". All guests stand up, clap, and cheer the newlyweds. Lisa Loeb plays guitar and sings First Day of my Life. The newlyweds share the first dance together as guests watch. Joey gives the first toast. Jesse gives the next toast. D.J. Stephanie, and Kimmy throw their bouquets. Ramona, Lola, and CJ catch them. Danny gives his toast.
The next day: Jackson, Max, and Tommy say goodbye to Ramona in her almost empty room. Stephanie, Kimmy, Ramona, Fernando, Jimmy, and Dani are all packed and ready to leave. D.J. had been trying to avoid this moment for a long time. D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, Jackson, Ramona, Max, Tommy, Danny, Joey, Fernando, Steve, Jimmy, and Dani have one final large group hug. Danny, Joey, Fernando, Ramona, Jimmy, and Dani are the first to walk out the door. Steve takes Jackson, Max, and Tommy so D.J. can say goodbye to Stephanie and Kimmy alone.
D.J. walks Stephanie and Kimmy to the door, closing it behind them. D.J. stands alone crying in the living room, when she hears a knock at the door. Stephanie and Kimmy return. Stephanie knows they don't have to all live together, but they want to. Stephanie and Kimmy can't imagine raising their families any other way. There's no where else Stephanie would rather be, especially with a new baby on the way. It's a miracle, Stephanie is pregnant. D.J. and Kimmy are so happy for her. When Stephanie and Kimmy ask to stay, D.J. says "of course, the door is always open". Kimmy shouts "she said we can stay". Everyone comes back in.
- Is almost always seen wearing a vest
- Plays the trombone
- Speaks Swahili
- Was valedictorian in second grade
- His favourite movie is Titanic
- Keeps a diary
- His favourite TV show is Blue Bloods
- Has a YouTube Kids Channel called the "Max Fuller Experience" where he is shown unboxing dozens of packages containing vests.
- He has 200 YouTube subscribers
- Owns the whole Meet The Press bed sheet collection
- Boycotted CBS for a year after they recast Jennifer Esposito on Blue Bloods
- Writes Blue Blood fan fiction